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Thursday, September 1, 2011

A poor man catches ...

Posted by Satish at 10:47 AM
A poor man catches a fish,but he cant cook due to MEHANGAI.
No gas, No oil, No spices,
Man put d fish back in water.
Fish shouts
"CONGRESS ZINDAbad."
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