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Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Beaware of girls

Posted by Satish at 10:12 PM
Beaware of girls ...

When you are with girlfriend ...
HOTEL BILL

When girlfriend is away from you ...
PHONE BILL

WHEN separated from girlfriend ...
BAR BILL

--Hindi--
Ladki Saath Ho To
HOTEL BILL

Ladki Dur Ho To
PHONE BILL

Aur

Ladki Humesha K Liye Dur Ho Jaye To
BAR BILL

Is Liye Ladkiyo Se Bach K Rehna Boys.
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