Ishq Na Karna ...

Funny Shayari

Ishq Na Karna Ye Ladkiya Bahut Satati Hai

Na Krna Inpe Aitbaar Ye Kharch Bahut Karati Ha

Recharge Ap Kara K Dete Ho

Aur Ye Num. Mera Lagati Hai ..

Pyar Me Barbaadi Na Karwa ...

Funny Shayari
Pyar Me Barbaadi Na Karwa Lena
Apni Mummy Ke Armaan Khaak Me Na Mila Dena,
Jo Paise Ghar Se Sabji Laane Ko Diye

Unse Recharge Na Karwa LenA

Hum Ankho ko phool

Funny Shayari

Hum ankho ko phool or hoton ko kamal kahte hai
Jaisi mahfil ho vaisi gazal kahte hai
Hum mahfilo me jaya nhi krte ...

Hum jaha hote h log use mehfil khte hai ...

Funny Shayari ...

Funny Shayari

Zindgi ki har ek udaan baaki hai
Har mod pe ek imtihan baki hai
Abhi to sirf Aap hi pareshaan hai Mujhse
Abhi to pura Hindustaan baaki hai

Falon ke raja ko aam ...

Funny Shayari C-grade

Falon ke raja ko AAM kahte he,
Dophar k Bad k samay ko SHAM kahte he,
Raksha kare use RAM khte he
OR
Jo SMS ka jwab na de use
ZANDU BAAM kahte hai

Mere Ishq ki Bowling ne ..

Funny Shayari

Mere Ishq ki Bowling ne,
Uske Dil ka Wicket gira dia..
Par takdir to dekho
Uska Baap Umpire tha,
Meri Ball ko No Ball de ke
Free Hit bana dia..

Pee Lunga Tumhare Har Ek Aansu ...

Funny Shayari

Pee Lunga Tumhare Har Ek Aansu

Kabhi Apni Mefhil Me Baitha Kr To Dekho

Bhabhiji Kahoge Tum Apni GIRLFRIEND Ko

Kabhi Hum Se Mila Kr To Dekho...

Umar kya kahu ...

Funny shayari

Umar kya kahu kafi nadan h meri,
Sbko pyar dena phchan h meri,
Aapka dil zkhmo se bhara ho to hmse milo,
Dilo ko repair krne ki dukan h meri..!

Funny shayari: Dost teri dosti

Funny shayari

Dost Teri Dosti Pe Naaz Karte H
Har Waqt Milne Ki Fariyad Karte H
Hame Nahi Pata, Gharwale Batate H
K Hum Neend Me Bhi Tumse Baat Karte H..

Bahut dabaya pet ...

Funny shayari

Bohat Dabaya Pait Magar Nahi Aya Poon

Wah Wah

Bohat Dabaya Pait Magar Nahi Aya Poon

Lekin Jab Aaya Poo

To Sab Ne Kaha
Oooon Hooon
Oooon Hooo

Majnu laila ke liye ...

Funny Shayari

Majnu laila ke liye pyar se laya rose,

Majnu laila ke liye pyar se laya rose

Laila ka attitude to dekho Wo
boli-Bhaag bhaag
d.k bose d.k bose

Police ki vardi ka rang...

Funny shayari

Police Ki Vardi Ka Rang Khakhee Hai

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Police Ki Vardi Ka Rang Khakhee Hai

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Fir Kya

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4 Baj Gaye Lekin Party Abhi Haki Hai...

Hazar gam meri Zindagi akeli thi

Funny shayari

Hazar Gam Meri Zindagi Akeli Thi
Khusi Mere Waste EkPaheli Thi
Wo Aaj Bhaag Ke Niklte H Mere Saye Se
Jinke liye maine nayi bike kharidi thi..

Dooriyo ki na parwah kiya karo

Funny shayari

Dooriyo ki na parwah kiya karo,
Jab dil chahe yaad kiya karo,
Dushman nahi dost hai hum aapke,
Hamara sms na aaye toh khud bhi bhej diya karo!

Aapke paas doston ka khajana hai

Funny shayari

Aapke paas doston ka khazana hai,
Par ye dost aapka purana hai,
Iss dost ko bhul na jana kabhi,
Kyun ki yeh dost aapki dosti ka DEEWANA hai..!

Funny shayari

Funny shayari

Waqt Mila To Yaad Karte Ho
Mood Huwa To Baat Karte Ho

EK Zamana Tha Pal Pal Hum Ko Yaad Karte The

Ab To EK Zamane Ke Baad Yaad Karte Ho..

Aadat na badli to

500th post celebration

Funny Shayari

Gaur farmaiyega
Waqt par aadat na badli to wo zarurat-e-life ban jaati hai,
Aur agar time par girl friend na badli to wo kambakht WIFE ban jati hai..

Rules of boys

Funny shayari

Rulz of Boyzzz . .

Dhoka mila jab pyar me,

zindagi me udasi chha gai,

:(

socha tha aag laga denge is duniya ko,

kambakht doosri pasand aa gai :D

Garmi song

Funny shayari

GARMI SONG

Suno gaur se Pepsi walo,
Buri Nazar Na COKE Pe dalo..
Chahe Jitna DEW pila Lo
Sabse Aage Hoga NIMBU PANI
Hum ne PIYA hai ooo, tum bhi Piyo..

Koi chor nahi hota

Sharifo Me Koi Chor Nahi Hota, 
Kauwo Me Koi Mor Nahi Hota, 
Library Me Koi Shor Nahi Hota, 
Aur Ham Se Jo Kare DoSTi, 




Wo Kabhi Bor Nahi Hota