Shadi hamesha apni ..

Shadi Hemesha Apni Girl Friends Se Karni Chayye..
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Kyun..??
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Arrange Marrige Me Hamesha Kisi Or Ki G.Friends Se Shadi Karni Parti Hy.

Sachs the truth

"Sach the truth "
Hum Pyar Kisi se krte h
Or Shadi Kisi or se
Jisse Hm Shadi krte h Wo Pati/Patni ban jate h
Or
Jisse Pyar krte h Wo
Email ID ka Pasword

Bat kar rahe the

Pati Bv Chori K BareMe Bat Kr Rhe The

PATI:Jo Chori Krta H Wo Pachtata Zaror H

Bv:Apne Shadi Se Phle Mri Nende Churai Thi Un K Bare M Kya Khyal H

Jethalal

Jethalal Special
Agar meri shadi meri marji se hoti
Wah-wah
Agr meri shadi meri marji se hoti
Wah-wah
To TAPUDA teri mummy DAYA nhi BABITA hoti;-)

Types of smells

Type of Smells in bedroom aftr marriage
1st 3 months:Perfume,Flowers
Aftr 1-3 yrs:Baby Powder,Cream,Lotions
After 10-13 yrs:Vicks,Zandu balm..

Tu naraz bhi na ho

MOLU: Me Aisa Kya Kru
k Teri Shaadi k Baad Me
Teri Biwi Ko Cinema Le Kr
Jau Aur Tu Naraz Bhi Na
Ho.
GOLU: Meri Shaadi Apni
Behen Se Kra De

Bad english

Height of Bad English-
1 aadmi se pucha gya ki aap shadi kab karoge, to bola..
1st i will marry my sister, then my mother will marry me. :-D

Ab aisa Q nahi karte

Patni- Shaadi K Shuru Me Aap Khana Khud Kam Aur Jyada Mujhe Khilate The Par Aab Aisa Q Nahi Karte

Pati- Q Ki, Aab Tumhe Khana Banane Aa Gaya Hai..

why marriage age is 21 years?

Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?
Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.

Unka bacha hua

1 ladka or ladki ki shadi hui to ap yaqeen nai kroge k dusre din hi

Unka
Bacha
hua
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khana kharab hogya,
fridge me nahi rakha tha na.

Fail Hona Chahta hu

10th Class Ka Stdnt:Me Fail Hona
Chahta Hu

Dost-Q

Stu-Papa Ne Kaha H

1st Aaya To Science

2nd Aaya To Arts

Fail Hua To Shadi Karwa Dung

Kyu nahi bataya

Bv:Apne Shadi se pehle kyu nhi btaya k Apki phle hi RANI naam ki Bv hy
PATI: Maine shadi se pehle btaya to tha k me tumhe RANI ki tarah rakhunga..

Shadishuda hai..

Patni- Har ShadiShuda Admi Sundar Ladki Dekh K Bhul Jata H K Wo ShadiShuda H

Pati- Galat, Balki Usko Usi Waqt Yad Ata H K Wo Bechara ShadiShuda Hai..

Kya karna chahiye

Agar kisiko kisise pyaar ho jaye toh kya karna chahiye????

think!!!
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dono ki shaadi karwa deni chahiye...

SAALON KA BHOOT UTAR JAAYEGA..

Submitted by:
Satish Raj Pathak

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Ehsas hua

Aaj Apni GF ki Shadi Me ja k Ye Ehsas hua
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ki

BIRYANI Achi h0 To Mohabbt b fiki Lagti h
(',')
<) )->1plate
/ /or de yar
maza aa gya.

Problem kya hai?

Santa- kal meri shadi h Or ladki walo ne kam log bulaye h
Banta- to isme prob kya h
S-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nai...

If Girl fails

Ultimate Truth:

If Girl Fails In S.S.C
Then Directly Marriage...

If Boy Fails In S.S.C
Then Directly Garrage...

Funny..
But
True....!! :P

Ghunghat me kyon rakha jata hai...

Shadi me dulhan ko ghungat me Q rakha jata hai

Socho

socho

nai pata

Taki kisi ke muh se ye na nikal jaye ki

Abe Ye To Meri Wali Thi..

Pehle se shadi hogi

Gal-SantaJi Mere 2 Lov.ers H
Un 2no me se Kis k sath Shadi hogi
Wo Khushnasib Kon Hoga?
Santaji-Pehle Se Shadi Hogi aur 2sra Khushnasib hoga.:p:D

Barat jane wali hai

Besharmo

Tumhe Jaan K Khushi Hogi

Aaj Mere Pados Me Shaadi H

Aa K Paise Lut Lo Aur Recharge Karwa K Msg Bhejo

Jaldi Kro, Barat Jane Wali H