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Showing posts with label Husband-Wife. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Husband-Wife. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Newly Married Couple

Posted by Satish at 11:07 PM
Newly Married Couple-
Wife- Humari Shaadi Ko Purre 24 Ghante Ho Gaye Hai..

Husband- Aur Dekho Lagta Hai Jaise Kal Ki Hi Baat Ho.
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Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Patni- Jab Ap chasma

Posted by Satish at 4:43 PM
Patni-Jab Ap Chasma Utarte Ho To Bahut Handsome Lagte Ho

Pati-Same Feeling Here..

..Jab Mai Chasma Utarta Hu To Tu B Bahut Khoobsurat Lagti Hai

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Biwi-Utho Ji Almari K Pass ...

Posted by Satish at 2:17 PM
Biwi-Utho Ji Aalmari K Paas 1 Chor Khada Hai

Pati-Us K Paas Gun Ya Chaku Hua To

B-Oh Ho, Ghabrao Mat Apka To Insurance H

Par Zewaraat K Nai

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Monday, July 11, 2011

Bivi: maine tumhe bina dekhe ...

Posted by Satish at 2:35 PM
Bivi : maine tumhe bina dekhe shadi ki.
Can u belive that.?
Husband : Aur meri himmat dekho k
maine tumko dekhne k baad B tumse shadi ki.
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Sunday, July 10, 2011

Pati- Humara Beya Nalayak ..

Posted by Satish at 6:19 PM
Pati- Humara Beta Nalayak Hai

Humesha Test Me 'Andaa' Lata hai

Patni- Tum Kya Jano 'Ande' Ki Qeemat

Pata Hai Aaj Kal 90 Rupaye Darjan Hai

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Biwi 2 Pati

Posted by Satish at 5:02 PM
Biwi 2 Pati:Aapko Mera Banaya Hua Halwa Psand Ni Aya, Bache To 3 Plate kha chuke H.

Andar se Awaz aayi: Mama 1Plate or Dena 1 kitab ki Jild Reh gyi hai.

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Saturday, July 9, 2011

Patient- Dr saab ...

Posted by Satish at 11:42 AM
Patient- Dr Saab, Ye Phulo Ki Mala Kish K Liye Hai

Dr- Ye Mera Pehla Operation Hai..

Kamyab Huya To Mere Liye

Nahi To

Tumhare Liye

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Is zamane me ...

Posted by Satish at 11:41 AM
Is zamane me "AADARSH" Patni kise kehte hai?

Jo Bartan, Kapde, Jadu, Pocha..
In short, ghar ke sabhi kaam..


Karne me Pati ki help kare wo..

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Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Husband's Story

Posted by Satish at 4:17 PM
Husband's Story
20 years ago when I used 2 return HOME my new DOG welcomed me by BARKING & my new WIFE by KISSING
Now they've exchanged their roles
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Saturday, July 2, 2011

Patni- kashmir jao to ...

Posted by Satish at 7:00 AM
Patni-Kashmir Jao To SHAWAL Bhejna,

DUBAI Jao To JEWELLERY Bhejna,

USA Jao To IPHONE4 Bhejna,

Pati-Abhi to tatti ko ja raha hun kya karun..

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Thursday, June 30, 2011

Patni- bacha ab chalne laga hai

Posted by Satish at 11:15 AM
Patni- Bacha Ab Chalne Laga Hai

Pati- Kab Se

Patni- 7 Din Se

Pati- Arre, Tum Ab Bata Rahi Ho..

..Wo Toh Kaafi Dur Nikal Chuka Hoga..

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Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Dr.- Aapke 3 daant kaise tut gaye ?

Posted by Satish at 5:25 PM
Dr.-Aapke 3 daant kaise tut gaye ?
Santa- Ji wo Wife ne kadak roti banayi thi.
Dr-To khane se mana kar dete.!
Santa-Ji wahi to kiya tha..
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Pati patni Honeymoon Par Gaye

Posted by Satish at 5:25 PM
Pati Patni Honeymoon Par Gaye.

Hotel Manager Ne Bola- Sir. Aapka Naam Kya Hai, Register Me Likna Hai.
Madam To Humari Regular Customer Hai...

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Zindagi ke 3 ajeeb level

Posted by Satish at 5:11 PM
Zindagi ke 3 ajeeb level
1.College
Time he, dost he,Pr Paisa nai
2.Office
dost he,Paisa he,Pr Time nai
3. Budhapa
Time he, Paisa he,Pr dost nai
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Sachs the truth

Posted by Satish at 2:59 PM
"Sach the truth "
Hum Pyar Kisi se krte h
Or Shadi Kisi or se
Jisse Hm Shadi krte h Wo Pati/Patni ban jate h
Or
Jisse Pyar krte h Wo
Email ID ka Pasword
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Monday, June 27, 2011

Pati : socha call kar lu

Posted by Satish at 9:45 AM
PATI: Socha call kr lu Tum miss kr rahi hogi?
Bv:15 min pehle jo ladai hui thi wo kya tha?
PATI: arre teri esi ki tesi
fir ghar ka number mil gya..
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Paise ki duniya me

Posted by Satish at 9:44 AM
Paise ki duniya me DO tarah ke log hote hai
Ek kamane wale.
Aur Dusre kharch karne wale


Inhe pati aur patni ke namo se bhi jana jata hai.

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Friday, June 24, 2011

A psychological report..

Posted by Satish at 11:04 AM
A psychological report:
When 2 Indian Couples come face 2 face

' WIVES ' look at each other's Sarees &

' HUSBANDS ' look at each other's Wife.

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Puri life ko sudhaene k liye..

Posted by Satish at 10:09 AM
Puri LIFE ko Sudharne k liye 1 WIFE kafi he

Par 1 WIFE ko sudharne k liye puri LIFE b kam he

Swami Dukhiya Nandji..

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How much i love her..

Posted by Satish at 2:24 AM
Once i told my wife I will not marry again if you will die.
She thaught how much i love her.

I was thinking otherwise..

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