The value of dot

The VALUE OF DOT (.)

ek ladki B.Ed exam me 1st class aai

uske boyfrnd ne ladki k papa ko sms kiya

"ur daughter is
1st class in Bed"

Father behosh

In exam hall ...

In exam hall, boy asked girl ...
'Tell me the starting of this answer.
I'll then manage on my own

After long hesitation
silently
She said,
...'THE'...
Girls are always stupid...

Teacher- kanjus bole to kaun

Teacher- Kanjus Bole To Koun

Student- Hum Chahe Jitne Bhi Msg Kare, Jo Uska Reply Na Kare Wo

T- Uski Ek Example Do

S- Sir, Apki Ki Pyari BETI

Jiska-uska

Dimag Jiska
-ICE
Jeevan Uska
-NICE
Dil Jiska
-PURE
Safalta Mile
-SURE
Nazar Jiski
-CLEAR
Wo Bane Sabka
-DEAR

Example
Aap

Mujhe hi le lijiye....

Number send kar dena

Kisi Ko Kisi Bhi Exams Me Agar Pass Karna Ho To

Mujhe 15OOO/ Aur Aapna Roll Number Send Kar Dena

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Mai Uske Liye DUA Karunga...P

ye kaun sa bird hai

Examiner-ye kaun sa bird hai?
iski taang dekhkar btao
Tom-nhi pata
E-tum Fail ho gaye,What is ur name?
T-le meri taang dekh kar bata..!!

Ye kya kiya

Ek Ladke Ne Exam Sheet Pe Potty Kar Ke Teacher K Hath Me Thama Di

Teacher-Ye Kya Kia

Ladka-Sir, Apne Hi Kaha Tha Ki Jo Aa Raha Hai Wahi Kar De

Most painful sentence

Wat's the most painful sentence other than 'I hate u'?

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"Wat's your exam result"??
Plz don't hurt me with this..

Mud k dekh rahe the...

Wo Mud Mud K Dekh Rhe The Hume

Hum Mud Mud K Dekh Rhe The Unhe

Wo Hume
Hum Unhe

Hum Unhe
Wo Hume

Q K

Exam Me Na Unhe Kuch Ata Tha Na Hume

What we refer..

1week bfore Exms,V refer
Foreign authors books

1day bfore Exms,V refer
Local authors books,

on the day of the exam,
We r the authors...!!:-)

Brain

Brain is the most outstanding organ.

It works for 24hrs 365 days from BIRTH.
But,
Stops only when we enter the

EXAM HALL
Unpredictable..!!

Life of a student

Life of a student: PC hai,Net Nahi,
ATM He,Paise Nhi,
Cell He,Balance Nhi,
EXAM he,Tension Nhi
Padhna he,Lekin sala MOOD NAHI...

how to get good marks in exams

Jack: Tips for get High marks in EXAMS
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DON'T WASTE UR TIME reading this SMS.

Papa kahte hai

Perfect example of generation gap:
Aamir Khan-
Papa kehte hai bada naam karenga
Imran Khan-
Daddy mujhse bola, tu galti hai meri..

Ladka bahut paise udane laga hai..

Patni- Sunoji, Ladka Bahut Paise Udane Laga Hai, Jaha B Chupati Hu dhundh Leta Hai

Pati- Nalayak Ki Book Me Rakh De, Exam Tak Nahi Dhundh Payega

Submitted by:
Satish Raj Pathak

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Practical kar rahi hu..

Ldka Ldki KISS Kr Rahe The

Tabi Ldki K Baap Ki Call Aayi-Kaha Ho

Ldki-Practical Kr Rahi Hu

Baap-Itna B Na Kariyo K Exam Se Pehle Result Aa Jye..

Luv letter vs exam paper

Luv Letter Vs Exam Paper-

Luv Letter
Hazaro Khayal Jinhe Shabdo Me Nai Likh Pate

Exam Paper
Kehne Ko Kuch Nai Phir B Hazaro Shabd Likhne Pdte H

Law of exam

The Law says:- "If u can't convince them then at least confuse them". Do you know which law it is? Dis is "law of Answering in exams."

by
Satish Raj Pathak
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Inventioner of exam

Mil gaya kamina..
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"HENRY FISHEL-THE AMERICAN"

was the first who invented THE EXAMS..:-l

4WARD 2 all studnts..!!

kamine ne zindagi brbad kr di !Satish