A negative person ...

A NEGATIVE person sees the glass of water half empty
A POSITIVE persn sees it half full

But u be the REALISTIC person. Add 60 ml whisky 2 it & say CHEERS.

U R One of the most ...

U R One Of D Most CUTE
Persons In D World!!

Just A Second,Dnt

Misunderstand.

CUTE Means:

Creating

Useless

Troubles
Everywhere..he he he lolz

Ek sum latest and jhakass way to propose

Ek Dum Latest And Jhakaas Way 2 Propose..

Boy : Xsuse Me

Girl : Jee Kahiye

Boy : Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf se Apko Happy Mother's Day..

Papa- sabhi grah apni kaksha me ghumte hai

Papa- Sabhi Grah Apni Kaksha Me Ghumte Hai

Beta- Jab Wo Ghumte Hai To Mam Unhe Nai Dant'ti Kya, Hume To Kaksha Me Ghumne Pe Bahot Dant'ti Hai

Early in the morning maa ne bete ko jagaya

Joke of the month

Early in the morning maa ne bete ko jagaya
Maa : uth jaa beta , school jane ka waqt ho gaya hai.
Beta: par kyon Maa ? Mai jana Nahi chahta .
Maa. Aisi do wajah batao jinke karan jana Nahi chahte
Beta: na bachche mujhe pasand karte hai aur na hi teachers.
Maa: oho , ye to koi baat Nahi hui. Chalo ab utho aur taiyar ho jao.
Beta: do karan batao ki mujhe school kyon jana chahte
Maa: ek to yah ki tumbled 52 saal ke ho aur doosara yah ki tum
Principal ho.

Mom : Beta icecream khayega

Mom: BeTa Ice Cram khayega?

Beta: Na

Mom: Ladu khayega?

Beta: Na

Mom:Frutis?

Beta: Na

Mom: Baap pe gaya hai Maar hi khayega?.

Funny quote

Funny Quote:
Edison made many mistakes & found a BULB. But today if we make a single mistake,we are called a BULB....

CRAZY WORLD..

A man to santa's son...

A Man To Santa's Son- Beta, Papa Ghar Me Hai

Santa's Son Sprite Pite Hue-

Apko Mummy Se Milna Hai Na, Wo Ghar Me Hai

-Sidhi Baat, No Bakwaas-

Height of behaving cool

Height Of Behaving Cool..

Professor To Sonu-

Nalayak, Class Me Mobile Pe BaaTen Kyu Kr Raha Hai

Sonu-

Sir, Mere Messages Free Nahi Hai Isliye

Heere me chamak hai..

Heere Me Chamak Hai Aur Sone Me Damak Hai

Heere Me Chamak Hai Aur Sone Me Damak Hai

Wo Sab To Thik Hai

Par

KYA APKE TOOTHPASTE ME NAMAK Hai?

Do not argue with your friends

New Theory:-

Argument wins the person, but loses the relation. So don't argue with ur friends just..
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Slap them & say, kam bol kam.

Nai kar li

Sonu Ne Nayi Car Li

Aur Drive Pe Nikla

Thoda Aage Gaya To Toll Plaza Aaya

Waha Aadmi Bola- Haa Sonuji?

Sonu- Full Kar Do Yaar..

Dost nahi badlte

Result agar acha ho:
Teacher- Hoshiyar bacha hai
Maa-Bhagwan ki kripa hai
Papa-Beta kiska hai
DOST-Chal daaru pite hai

Result agar bura ho:
Teacher-Padhai mein dhyan hi nahi
Maa-Aag lage is mobile mein
Papa-Laad pyar ne bigaad diya
Dost-Chal daaru pite hain

B'day par
Maa-Jug jug jiye mera beta
Papa-Hamesha age bade
DOST-Chal daaru pite hain

Love me fail hone par
Maa-Beta bhul jao
Papa-Mard ban
DOST-CHAL DAARU PITE HAIN YAAR

MORAL OF STORY - Duniya badal jati hai but DOST kabhi nahi badalte.

Garmi song

Funny shayari

GARMI SONG

Suno gaur se Pepsi walo,
Buri Nazar Na COKE Pe dalo..
Chahe Jitna DEW pila Lo
Sabse Aage Hoga NIMBU PANI
Hum ne PIYA hai ooo, tum bhi Piyo..

Perfect Son

The Perfect Son.

A: I have the perfect son.

B: Does he smoke?

A: No, he doesn’t.

B: Does he drink whiskey?

A: No, he doesn’t.

B: Does he ever come home late?

A: No, he doesn’t.

B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?

A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

Tu to lakho ka hai

Beta-: Maa meri
kya kimat
hai??

Maa-: Beta tu
to lakho ka
he,

Beta-: To lakho
me se 5 rupaye
dena
mujhe
Ice-cream
khani hai..!!

Me kya karu

In U.P
Mother To Dctor On Phone-Mere Bachhe Ko Current Lga He Me Kya Karun?
Dr-Pehle Aap Allah Ka Shukr Ada Kare Ki Aapki Taraf LIGHT Arahi He.:p

Global warning

Global WARNING

Dont meet girls during monsoon...

or
..
they will become
..
Mom soon.... :)

Rang bhi gora hai

Girl-Meri Skin Bahut Soft And Sensitive hai
Aur Rang Bhi Gora hai.
Main Sone Se Pehle Kya Lagau??
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Doctor: Darwaje ki "KUNDI"!

Gal after breakup

Reason xplained by a gal after Breakup:

Agar wo jaan b mang leta to hans ke de deti..

Par

Kambakht ne Facebook ka Password mang liya..