Their money back

Dear Harry Potter,

If it took me 8 da.mn movies to defeat one lame bald villain..
I'd,give pple their money back..!!

Urs Truly,
Rajnikanth.

:D

Bhagwan aur bhoot

Ek baar Rajnikanth ki bhagwan aur bhoot se ladaai hui..
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Result- Aaj bhagwan upar hai aur bhoot gayab hai.. ;) :P

Photo of rajnikanth

A farmer instead of keeping SCARE CROW in his farm, kept photo of RAJNIKANT

u can not imagine
what happened.

Birds were bringing back grains taken last year.

Gol ghumti rahegi..

Ronaldo:Mene agar football ko laat mari to wo 3months gol ghumti rahegi

Rajnikant:
Yanna Raskalla,

Tumko pata he prithvi abtak gol Q ghum rahi hai..

Submitted by:
Satish Raj Pathak

Note: For ignou assignments...
Visit
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Kya body hai...

Gandhi ji went to Gym once...and Rajnikanth said -wah re Bapu! kya body hai!
bas tabse
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bapu ne shirt pehenna chodh diya!

Which liquid turns into solid after heating?

All scientists failed to answer this but 'Rajnikanth' did.

Q:Which 'liquid' turns into 'solid' on 'heating'?
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Ans: DOSA
Mind it!

RAJNIKANTH

Rajni, Rajni ..

Yes Papa ..

Eating D0sa .. ?
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N0 Papa ..

Telling Lie .. ?

N0 Papa ..

0pen y0ur m0uth ..

Yanna Rascalla !!

Mind it! ;)

RAJNIKANTH

When RAJNIKANTH was a student..

Teachers used to bunk classes!!!

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Amma: Beta RAJNI,apne solar heater se garam pani nahi aa raha he
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RAJNIKANTH -Yanna raskala ,ruko amma, Suraj theek kar ke ata hu.

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RAJNIKANTH started a college,all students were confused while taking
admission because..........
Name of the colllege was:
"RAJNIKANTH`S MEDICAL COLLEGE OF ENGINEERING FOR COMMERECE AND ARTS!!!