Tumhare shop ka doodh ...

Santa- Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai....
Sharbat Me Dala To fat Gaya
Doodh Wale Ne Pucha-
Konse Sharbat Me Dala Tha
Santa- NIMBU PANI Me.

Why are you driving so fast?

Man- Why you are driving so fast?
His Friend: This is an urgent letter, I must deliver it as quickly as possible.
Man: Where?
Friend: Not much time to read the address.
Man: OK, Go fast.

--Hindi--

SANTA-Tum bike itni tez q chala rahe ho?
BANTA:Ye letter urgent dena he.
SANTA:Kaha?
BANTA:Address padhne ka time nahi he.
SANTA-ok go fast.

Santa- tumhara shop ka doodh

Santa- Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai..

..Sharbat Me Dala To Paht Gaya

Doodh Wale Ne Pucha-

Konse Sharbat Me Dala Tha

Santa-

NIMBU PANI Me

Santa 2Taxi driver ...

Santa 2Taxi Driver- Aahista Chalao Bhai, 12 Baccho Ka Baap Hu

Taxi Driver- Aapni Speed Dekhi Hai Sahab, Jo Mere Speed Par Aitraaz Kar Rahe Ho..

Dr.- Aapke 3 daant kaise tut gaye ?

Dr.-Aapke 3 daant kaise tut gaye ?
Santa- Ji wo Wife ne kadak roti banayi thi.
Dr-To khane se mana kar dete.!
Santa-Ji wahi to kiya tha..

Santa;- mere Friend ne chupke se ...

Santa:-Mere Frnd Ne Chupke Se Mere Mobile Se Meri G/F Ka no. Le Liya

Banta-Fir Kya Hua?

Santa-Aaj bhi apni behan Ko Luv Msgs bhej Rha Hai. :-P

Police - aap belt pahan kar drive ...

Police-Aap Belt Pehen Kar Drive Kar Rahe Hai Aapko Rs5000 Ka inam Diya Jata Hai
Aap Iska Kya Kroge
Santa-Mai Is se Apna Driving Licence Banwaunga.

Autowala - bus stop tak ke ...

AutoWala- Bus Stop Tak Ke 20/Rs

Santa- Samaan Bhi Hai Saath Me

AutoWala- Samaan Free Hai

Santa- OK, Samaan Le Chal..

..Mai Paidal Aata Hu

Santa- mai tere 64 ke 64 daant ...

Santa- Mai Tere 64 Ke 64 Daant Tod Dunga

1 Aadmi Bola- Daant To 32 Hi Hote Hai Bhai

S- Mujhe Pata Tha Tu Bich Me Bolega

Tere Bhi Gin Liye The

Madam- humare desh Ki ausat mrityu dar kya ..

Madam- Humare Desh Ki Ausat Mrityu Dar Kya Hai.?

Banta- Shat-Pratishat..

Madam- Kaise.?

Banta- Jo Paida Hota Hai, Wo Toh Mar Hi Jata Hai Na.

A man to santa's son...

A Man To Santa's Son- Beta, Papa Ghar Me Hai

Santa's Son Sprite Pite Hue-

Apko Mummy Se Milna Hai Na, Wo Ghar Me Hai

-Sidhi Baat, No Bakwaas-

Zarur dhan labh hoga

Jyotishi Santa Se- Badhai Ho, Aaj Tumhari Patni Ko Zarur Dhan Labh Hoga

Santa- Aap Sach Kah Rahe Hai..

..Aaj Mai Aapna Batua Ghar Bhul Aaya Hu.

Apna treatment karaunga

Santa-agar tumhe 1 lakh mil jaye to kya kroge
Banta-to mai khusi se pagal ho jaunga aur zindgi bhar apna treatment karaunga..

Nahi bacha sakta

SANTA: Tujhe aisa kab lagta ki, ab tujhe bhagwan bhi nahi bacha sakta?
BANTA: jab loose motions ho or PAIJME Ka NADA na khule. ;-) :-P

Bad me Lota dunga

Santa : tu muje 3 crore rupiye de me tuje 2 month ke baad lota dunga.

Banta (after 2m) -chal apna wada pura kar
Santa -

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(___)
Le ye LOTA.:p

Titanic was sinking

Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!

new mobile

SANTA took new mobile..
Wah.... wa....

Frnds asked party
Wah.... wah....,

Tom sold his phone and gave party
Ware....wah....!

Koi farak nahi padta

Petrol K Rate Badhne Pr Santa Bola:"Menu Koi Farak Nhi Penda. Pehle Bi 1OO Ka Bharwata Tha Ab Bi 1OO Ka Bharwata hun.":D

Sath le aate...

Santa- Bhai Sahab, Ap Akele Kyu Aaye, Bhabhiji Ko Bhi Sath Le Aate

Banta- Kaise Le K Aata..

..Tumhare Shahar Me Visfotak Vastuyen Lana Mana Hai..

African safari

In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..