Difference between Loafer and Offer

What is the difference between Loafer and Offer

If a boy says "I love you" to an unknown girl then he is a Loafer.

If a girl says "I Love You" to an unknown boy then its an offer.


--Hindi--

Teacher- 'Loffer' Aur 'Offer' Me Kya Antar Hai.?

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Student- Simple Mam..

Ladka 'I Love U' Bole To Loffer

Aur

Ladki 'I Love U' Bole To Offer

Ladki Saath ho to

Ladki Saath Ho To
HOTEL BILL

Ladki Dur Ho To
PHONE BILL

Aur

Ladki Humesha K Liye Dur Ho Jaye To
BAR BILL

Is Liye Ladkiyo Se Bach K Rehna Boys

Golu: Sister mujhe 1 bottle ...

GOLU:sister muje 1 bottle blood dedo
Nurse:Blood grouP bolo
GOLU:koi b chalega
Nurse:kaise chalega?
GOLU:Girlfriend ko love letter likhana he.

In a party A Handsome ...

Joke of the Day

In a Party A Handsome guy askd a girl, "Are you going to dance?"

She felt so happy & said-"yes"

The guy said-"Thats good, so can I have your chair?" :D

Boy proposes to a girl

Boy proposes to a girl-i love u,u r my life,
i cnt live widout u,i cn do nything 4 ur lov..
Girl smiles n says-manne angreji na aawe hai bhai

Girl to boy

Girl to boy: You can always love me as a friend.
Identify the figure of speech?

Euphemism-
The harsh fact of being "REJECTED" is xpressed in a mild way!

God: I'm making girls ...

God: i'm making girls with Hi-tech features

Any suggestion?

boys:yes,

The Heart should be 'PASSWORD Protected' to Avoid Multiple Users.

Boy Asked God

Boy Askd God:
WhY is dat a Grl Luvs a Rose tht Dies In a Day
Bt Does't Luv Me
Who Dies 4 Her Evrydy
GOD rpld
Wt a Dialog Man!
Upload it on FB

Ladka- Bade Zalim Hai ...

Ladka- Bade Zalim Hai Tere Gali Ke Bacche

Ladki- Kyu, Kya Hua

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Ladka- Kutte Piche Laga Ke Kehte Hai

'PYAR KIYA TO DARNA KYA'

The value of dot

The VALUE OF DOT (.)

ek ladki B.Ed exam me 1st class aai

uske boyfrnd ne ladki k papa ko sms kiya

"ur daughter is
1st class in Bed"

Father behosh

What is big in ...

What is "big" in Ladies, "small" in girls
and "not" there in babies???

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The Letter "L".;)

God bless ur dirty mind...;)

Which three letters can change ...

Which 3 Letters Can Change a Girl Into a Women.?

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Think..

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Think Hard..

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AGE

The Most Serious Ques ...

The most serious Ques. in a Girl's mind...
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Evry girl in d world thinks abt it evry day...
"MERE PASS TO KAPDE HI NAHI HAI

AAJ MEIN KYA PEHNU...

Boy: I Love You ..

Boy:I Love u
Girl: agar main bhi tumse i love u kahu to kya karoge?
Boy- khushi se marr jaaunga
Girl- ja pagle nahi kehti
JEE Le apni zindgi :P:P:

Girl- I Love You ...

Girl-I Love U

Boy-I Love U Too

Girl-Kitna Pyar Karte Ho

Boy-Jitna Tum Karti Ho

Girl-Kamine..

..Iska Matlab Tu Bhi Mujhe Dhoka De Raha Hai

Girl: Apka Phone Bohut Achha Hai ...

Girl: apka phone bohut accha hai!
Boy: Race me jeeta hai!
Girl: Wow,Race me kitne log the?
Boy: 3 Police wale, 1 Mobile Shop Wala aur Mai..!

Ladki- Agar Mai Mar Jau ...

Ladki- Agar Mai Mar Jau To Tum Kya Karoge

Ladka- Mai Bhi Mar Jaunga

Ladki- Par Kyu?

Ladka- Kabhi Kabhi Zyada Khushi Bhi Jaan Le Leti Hai ...

Girl- Jaldi Khidki Se Kudo ...

Girl- Jaldi Khidki Se Kudo, Papa Aa Rahe Hai

Boy- Par Ye 13va Maala Hai

Girl- Abe Gadhe.. Ye Shagun Apshagun Sochne Ka Waqt Nai Hai, Jaldi Kudo ...

Pee Lunga Tumhare Har Ek Aansu ...

Funny Shayari

Pee Lunga Tumhare Har Ek Aansu

Kabhi Apni Mefhil Me Baitha Kr To Dekho

Bhabhiji Kahoge Tum Apni GIRLFRIEND Ko

Kabhi Hum Se Mila Kr To Dekho...

Story of Love at Second Sight ...

STORY OF LUV AT SECOND SIGHT..!

A gal fell in love wid a boy at second sight,
bcoz at 1st
sight she
didn't
know
that
he has
AUDI Q7!