Beaware of girls

Beaware of girls ...

When you are with girlfriend ...
HOTEL BILL

When girlfriend is away from you ...
PHONE BILL

WHEN separated from girlfriend ...
BAR BILL

--Hindi--
Ladki Saath Ho To
HOTEL BILL

Ladki Dur Ho To
PHONE BILL

Aur

Ladki Humesha K Liye Dur Ho Jaye To
BAR BILL

Is Liye Ladkiyo Se Bach K Rehna Boys.

What is the difference

What is the difference between Loafer and Offer

Simple...

When boy say "I Love You" to an unknown girl then he is a LOAFER.

When a girl say "I Love You" to an unknown Boy then it's an OFFER.


-- Hindi --
Teacher- 'Loffer' Aur 'Offer' Me Kya Antar Hai.?

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Student- Simple Mam..

Ladka 'I Love U' Bole To Loffer

Aur

Ladki 'I Love U' Bole To Offer

Can sit in a bus

48+2 can sit in a Bus

5+1 can sit in a CAR

3+1 can sit in a AUTO

1+1 Can sit in a BIKE

Only 1 can sit in a

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TOI'LET
what an idea.

Chicken biryani

Santa Gusse Se:
Waiter! Chiken Biryani Me Chiken Hi Nhi Hai?

Waiter: Sahab,Gulab Jamun Me Kaun Sa Gulab Hota Hai?

Santa: Ha Yaar Sorry..!!

Chhota bhai

Santa Apni Girlfriend K Sath 1st Date Pe:

"Ye Meri Pehli Date Hai Darling"
Agar Koi Galti Ya Kami Reh Jaye To
Chota Bhai Samaj Ker Maaf Ker Dena.

Teacher: wo kaun thi..

Teacher : wo kaun hai jo aasman me udti hai par bachche zameen pe deti hai?
santa kuch der sochne k baad
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Air Hostess !

A person who ...

A person who understands you very well will never leave you alone at any situation. They will just disturb you always to be in touch with you...

Hypnotise karna..

Pati-Hypnotise Karna Kya Hota Hai..?

Patni-Kisi Ko Apney Control Me Kar K Kaam Karwana

Pati-Chal Jhoothi kahi ki,, Usko Toh Shaadi Kehte h

Abhi jinda hai

2Dost Salo Baad Mile
Pata Chala Dono Ki Shadi Ho Gai Hai
Sonu-Kaisi Hai Teri Biwi
Monu-Swarg Ki Apsra Hai Aur Teri
Sonu-Meri To Abhi Jinda H

Kutta liya

1 Kavi sammelan me 1 kavi ne arz kiya-
Meri ma ne kutta liya..
Meri ma ne kutta liya

Tabi 1 kavi bola-
..aur bhonkne k liye yaha bhej diya