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Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Why are you driving so fast?

Posted by Unknown at 11:22 PM
Man- Why you are driving so fast?
His Friend: This is an urgent letter, I must deliver it as quickly as possible.
Man: Where?
Friend: Not much time to read the address.
Man: OK, Go fast.

--Hindi--

SANTA-Tum bike itni tez q chala rahe ho?
BANTA:Ye letter urgent dena he.
SANTA:Kaha?
BANTA:Address padhne ka time nahi he.
SANTA-ok go fast.
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