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Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Difference between Loafer and Offer

Posted by Unknown at 11:13 PM
What is the difference between Loafer and Offer

If a boy says "I love you" to an unknown girl then he is a Loafer.

If a girl says "I Love You" to an unknown boy then its an offer.


--Hindi--

Teacher- 'Loffer' Aur 'Offer' Me Kya Antar Hai.?

?

Student- Simple Mam..

Ladka 'I Love U' Bole To Loffer

Aur

Ladki 'I Love U' Bole To Offer
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