tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-65596724447870363012024-02-08T22:43:33.849+05:30MobilE JokeSWelcome to my Blog..
I never did a day's work in my life. It was all fun.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05041454345896847929noreply@blogger.comBlogger1105125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6559672444787036301.post-13342092359398647502012-10-17T22:12:00.001+05:302012-10-17T22:10:49.904+05:30Beaware of girlsBeaware of girls ...
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<br>When you are with girlfriend ...
<br>HOTEL BILL
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<br>When girlfriend is away from you ...
<br>PHONE BILL
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<br>WHEN separated from girlfriend ...
<br>BAR BILL
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<br>--Hindi--
<br>Ladki Saath Ho To
<br>HOTEL BILL
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<br>Ladki Dur Ho To
<br>PHONE BILL
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<br>Aur
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<br>Ladki Humesha K Liye Dur Ho Jaye To
<br>BAR BILL
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<br>Is Liye Ladkiyo Se Bach K Rehna Boys.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05041454345896847929noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6559672444787036301.post-72147727992874494972012-10-17T22:12:00.000+05:302012-10-17T22:10:46.583+05:30What is the differenceWhat is the difference between Loafer and Offer
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<br>Simple...
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<br>When boy say "I Love You" to an unknown girl then he is a LOAFER.
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<br>When a girl say "I Love You" to an unknown Boy then it's an OFFER.
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<br>-- Hindi --
<br>Teacher- 'Loffer' Aur 'Offer' Me Kya Antar Hai.?
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<br>Student- Simple Mam..
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<br>Ladka 'I Love U' Bole To Loffer
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<br>Aur
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<br>Ladki 'I Love U' Bole To OfferAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05041454345896847929noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6559672444787036301.post-21633238083877118662012-10-17T22:11:00.000+05:302012-10-17T22:10:42.953+05:30Can sit in a bus48+2 can sit in a Bus
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<br>5+1 can sit in a CAR
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<br>3+1 can sit in a AUTO
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<br>1+1 Can sit in a BIKE
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<br>Only 1 can sit in a
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<br>TOI'LET
<br>what an idea.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05041454345896847929noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6559672444787036301.post-88776791927513237552012-09-19T09:46:00.001+05:302012-09-19T09:45:23.088+05:30Chicken biryaniSanta Gusse Se:
<br>Waiter! Chiken Biryani Me Chiken Hi Nhi Hai?
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<br>Waiter: Sahab,Gulab Jamun Me Kaun Sa Gulab Hota Hai?
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<br>Santa: Ha Yaar Sorry..!!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05041454345896847929noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6559672444787036301.post-65067347922391679692012-09-19T09:46:00.000+05:302012-09-19T09:45:19.091+05:30Chhota bhaiSanta Apni Girlfriend K Sath 1st Date Pe:
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<br>"Ye Meri Pehli Date Hai Darling"
<br>Agar Koi Galti Ya Kami Reh Jaye To
<br>Chota Bhai Samaj Ker Maaf Ker Dena.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05041454345896847929noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6559672444787036301.post-84771544346913610792012-03-05T11:29:00.003+05:302012-03-05T11:29:33.014+05:30Teacher: wo kaun thi..Teacher : wo kaun hai jo aasman me udti hai par bachche zameen pe deti hai?<br>santa kuch der sochne k baad<br>?<br>?<br>?<br>?<br>?<br>?<br>?<br>?<br>?<br>?<br>Air Hostess !Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05041454345896847929noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6559672444787036301.post-8808484314369908772012-03-05T11:29:00.001+05:302012-03-05T11:29:20.218+05:30A person who ...A person who understands you very well will never leave you alone at any situation. They will just disturb you always to be in touch with you...Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05041454345896847929noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6559672444787036301.post-21987817337446808032012-01-09T18:43:00.001+05:302012-01-09T18:43:25.658+05:30Hypnotise karna..Pati-Hypnotise Karna Kya Hota Hai..?<p>Patni-Kisi Ko Apney Control Me Kar K Kaam Karwana<p>Pati-Chal Jhoothi kahi ki,, Usko Toh Shaadi Kehte hAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05041454345896847929noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6559672444787036301.post-79650815913056513752012-01-09T18:42:00.000+05:302012-01-09T18:43:11.562+05:30Abhi jinda hai2Dost Salo Baad Mile<br>Pata Chala Dono Ki Shadi Ho Gai Hai<br>Sonu-Kaisi Hai Teri Biwi<br>Monu-Swarg Ki Apsra Hai Aur Teri<br>Sonu-Meri To Abhi Jinda HAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05041454345896847929noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6559672444787036301.post-22361562315533221722012-01-09T18:41:00.000+05:302012-01-09T18:42:30.161+05:30Kutta liya1 Kavi sammelan me 1 kavi ne arz kiya-<br>Meri ma ne kutta liya..<br>Meri ma ne kutta liya<p>Tabi 1 kavi bola-<br>..aur bhonkne k liye yaha bhej diyaAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05041454345896847929noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6559672444787036301.post-30583562331586304672012-01-09T18:38:00.002+05:302012-01-09T18:41:46.091+05:30PresentThe past has already happened, The future is what's yet to come,<br>but everyday will always be a gift. That is why it is called the "present."Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05041454345896847929noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6559672444787036301.post-33341714159474202282012-01-09T18:38:00.001+05:302012-01-09T18:38:42.181+05:30Fact about googleFACT OF GOOGLE<br>50% of the people use it well as a search engine<br>the other 50% of the people use it to check if their internet is connected or not.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05041454345896847929noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6559672444787036301.post-67902279072648849352011-12-11T09:33:00.001+05:302011-12-11T09:33:31.143+05:30Santa aaram se baitha tha...SANTA Aaram_Se Baitha Tha.<br>BANTA-Kam Karo,<br>SANTA-Mai Garmi Me Kaam Nahi Karta Hu,<br>BANTA-Aur Sardi Me?<br>SANTA-Garmi Aane Ka Intezaar Karta Hu.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05041454345896847929noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6559672444787036301.post-85908559636976626232011-11-29T08:06:00.005+05:302011-11-29T08:06:20.998+05:30Bago me ..Bago me phool khilte Rahenge,<p>Raat me diye jalte hi Rahenge,<p>Dua he RAB"se aap khush Rahe hamesha<p>Baki <br>'Jeena-Haraam'<br>to<br>hum karte hi Rahenge.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05041454345896847929noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6559672444787036301.post-70561500353820602672011-11-29T08:06:00.003+05:302011-11-29T08:06:16.217+05:30What is d difference...What is d Difference Between Luv Marriage and an Arranged Marriage?<p><br>D 1st one is a Perfect Suicide &<p>The Next One is an Arranged Murder!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05041454345896847929noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6559672444787036301.post-47120852696230089632011-11-29T08:06:00.001+05:302011-11-29T08:06:11.426+05:30Sadhu- Kuch daan karo beta.Sadhu-Kuch daan kro beta.<br>Santa-Ye lo Rs5<br>Sadhu-Bolo beta kya chahiye?<br>Santa-Mere Rs5 wapis dedo.<br>.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05041454345896847929noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6559672444787036301.post-51786969444498252162011-11-29T08:05:00.004+05:302011-11-29T08:06:00.245+05:30Every sunset gives..Every sunset gives us one day less to live,<br>but every sunrise gives us, one day more to hope!<p>So, get up & hope for the best<p>Good MorningAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05041454345896847929noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6559672444787036301.post-21784229382981719252011-11-29T08:05:00.003+05:302011-11-29T08:05:54.758+05:30This message is just to remind you...This message is just to remind you of our friendship...<br>&<br>thanking you for being my friend...<p><p>"Kyunki Har Ek Friend Zaruri Hota hai.." :-):-]:-) gmAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05041454345896847929noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6559672444787036301.post-30464437879150718082011-11-29T08:05:00.001+05:302011-11-29T08:05:49.473+05:30What's the diff between..What's the diff between us and Camels..??<p>They can work without drinking for 7 days...<p>&<p>We can drink without working for 7 days!<br>CheersAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05041454345896847929noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6559672444787036301.post-156883145780260592011-11-08T14:18:00.003+05:302011-11-08T14:18:47.629+05:30Maine apni life...Maine apni life mein bahut dhoke khaye hai.<p>for eg.<p><br>.<br>Apple,,, chiku,,, sabzi,,, etc etc..<br>.<br>sab dhoke hi khaye hai...<p>Aur aapne?...Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05041454345896847929noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6559672444787036301.post-69514526666418540802011-11-08T14:18:00.001+05:302011-11-08T14:18:37.270+05:30Srk and his sonSrk and his son Aryan went 4 movie Ra.one 1st day 1st show... ...after half and hour.<p>Aryan:Papa ghar chalo na Colors <br>pe Dabangg Aane wali hai :PAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05041454345896847929noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6559672444787036301.post-33547237651378212612011-11-04T00:04:00.005+05:302011-11-04T00:04:16.475+05:30Which countryWhich country in the world has largest english speaking people?<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>Ans-<br>Daytime- USA<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>LATE EVENING, <br>After 3 pegs- INDIA....! :DAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05041454345896847929noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6559672444787036301.post-65241190412037371912011-11-04T00:04:00.003+05:302011-11-04T00:04:13.832+05:30Santa ladki dekhne gayaSanta ladki dekhne gaya.<p>Ladki ke baap ne puchha: Beta, Sharab pite ho?<p>Santa: Sharab kabhi baad me piyunga, abhi to sirf chai chalegi.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05041454345896847929noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6559672444787036301.post-29648733385453938282011-11-04T00:04:00.001+05:302011-11-04T00:04:08.715+05:30Kamine bataya b nahiKamine bataya b nhi<br>Anyways congrats dude<br>Heard u got selected as d 1st male model4whisper advertisement<br>sahi hs.. Why should gals have all d fun.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05041454345896847929noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6559672444787036301.post-34603399059804754482011-11-04T00:03:00.007+05:302011-11-04T00:04:05.514+05:30Its a fact...Its a fact<br>wen i m happy, i wnt 2 reach d person <br>i lov most..<br>Bt wen i m sad , i wnt 2 reach d persn who luvs me d most.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05041454345896847929noreply@blogger.com0