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Thursday, June 30, 2011

A negative person ...

Posted by Unknown at 8:35 AM
A NEGATIVE person sees the glass of water half empty
A POSITIVE persn sees it half full

But u be the REALISTIC person. Add 60 ml whisky 2 it & say CHEERS.

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