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Monday, June 27, 2011

Early in the morning maa ne bete ko jagaya

Posted by Unknown at 9:44 AM
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Early in the morning maa ne bete ko jagaya
Maa : uth jaa beta , school jane ka waqt ho gaya hai.
Beta: par kyon Maa ? Mai jana Nahi chahta .
Maa. Aisi do wajah batao jinke karan jana Nahi chahte
Beta: na bachche mujhe pasand karte hai aur na hi teachers.
Maa: oho , ye to koi baat Nahi hui. Chalo ab utho aur taiyar ho jao.
Beta: do karan batao ki mujhe school kyon jana chahte
Maa: ek to yah ki tumbled 52 saal ke ho aur doosara yah ki tum
Principal ho.

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