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Monday, September 19, 2011

Ye msg satya ...

Posted by Unknown at 10:35 AM
Ye MSG Satya Ghatnaon Par Aadharit Hai...

Par,
Aap Chahein To Bina Padhe
Isey Delete Kar Saktey Hain.!

Ek Budhiya Ne Mere Mobile Mein
Rs.50 Ka Recharge Karaya
To Usey Kumbh Mein
Khoya Beta Mil Gaya.!
.
Pappu Ne Rs.150 Ka Karaya Toh
Woh Paas Ho Gaya.!
.
Sheela Ne Rs.200 Ka Karaya Toh
Woh Jawan Ho Gayi.!
.
Don't Neglect.!
.
Kyun'ki..
Munni Ne Nahi Karwaya Toh
Aapko Pata Hai Ki
Woh Badnaam Ho Gayi.!
Ab Faisla Aapke Haath Mein Hai.!
I'm Waiting..!;)

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