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Monday, September 19, 2011

1 bar Obama ...

Posted by Unknown at 10:34 AM
1 Bar Obama, Manmohan, Sonia aur Aisvrya Train Me the.
Tbhi 1 Gufa Ayi Or Kissing aur Jhapad K awaj Ayi.
Jb train bahar Ayi to Obama ka Gaal Laal tha,
sb k sb chup..
Sonia soch rhi thi K Americns Pagal hote h , Obama Ne Aish ko Kiss Kiya Hoga,
Or thapad khaya Hoga.
Aish soch rhi thi K Obama ne Muje Kiss Krne k Liye glti se Sonia Ko Kiss Kiya hoga aur jhapad Khaya.

Obama soch rha tha K Manmohan ne Aish ko kiss kiya Lekin aish ne Muje Smja aur muje Jhapad Mara..

Manmohan soch rha tha 1 bar fir gufa Aye aur Mai kiss ki awaj Nikal kr fir Obama ko Jhapad Maru:-
Abhi isne INDIA ka politics dekha kha H:-

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