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Sunday, July 3, 2011

Seven useful tips for the government employees ...

Posted by Unknown at 10:56 PM
Seven useful tips for the
Govt employees
to succeed & survive in today's competitive world :

1. Bane raho pagla,
kaam karega agla.

2. Bane raho Lull,
Salary milegi full

3. Jisne lee tension,
Uski Biwi pa gayi Pension.

4. Kaam se daro nahin,
kaam ko kro nahi.

5. Kaam kro ya na karo,
kaam ki fikr jarur karo,

6. fikar kro ya na karo
Magar Boss se Zikar jarur kro..........

Aur
7. Jo kaam kare uske ungli kro.
aur jo na kre uski chugli kro.

Proud to be Govt. Servant.....

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