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Saturday, July 23, 2011

Santa to dad

Posted by Satish at 11:34 PM
Santa to dad:car ki chabi do
College me function hai,
Dad:Car?
S:10lakh ki car me junga rob padega
D:Ye le 10rs 48 lakh ki bus me ja zyada rob Padega.
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