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Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Santa at medical store

Posted by Unknown at 5:15 PM
SANTA at medical store:I need poison

MAN:I can't sell u
until you have prescription

SANTA showed his Wedding card

MAN: Sir badi botal dun ya chhoti ..

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