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Sunday, July 17, 2011

God: what do you want?

Posted by Unknown at 6:36 PM
God: What do you want?
Boy: A very beautiful girl.
God: If u r a Muslim I'll gve u Katrina,
if u r a Hindu I'll gve u Kareena,
if u r a Christian I'll gve u Genelia,
wat's ur name?
Boy: Abdul Vijay Fernandes%-)
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God:- Rakhi Sawant de saale ko. Bahut ovrsmrt ban raha h.. ;-)

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Anonymous said...

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January 31, 2012 at 2:56 PM

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