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Thursday, June 2, 2011

Roti nahi khaungi

Posted by Unknown at 2:15 PM
Girfriend-Agar Tumne mujhe phone nai kiya to mai Roti nai Khaugi
Boyfriend-Sach,Jaan
Girlfriend-Mai Sirf Ice-cream,Burgar Khakar Gujara Kar Lungi
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