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Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Most interesting qstns

Most intrstng qstns ppl usualy ask me in obvious situatns.

1.At cinema hall: hey! Wt r u doin here?

Me:I sell tickets in black here. Dnt u kno?

2.In bus:if a heavy weighd man steps on my feet he sy Sry did dat hurt?

Me:No nt at ol. m on local anesthesia. y don u try agn?

3.Wn i gt woken up at midnyt by a cal: sory Were u sleepin?

Me:Na re! I ws doin research on whethr zulus in africa mary or nt. U thot i wz sleepin,u stupid fool?

4.Wn dey c me wid shortr hair: hey Hav u had a haircut?

Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs sheddin.!

5.Wn sm1 cal on landline n asks wher r u?

Me:M in market wid telephon around my neck.. ny guest hme-khao khao aaram se baitho apna hi ghar smjho..
Arey apna jb h hi nai to kaise smjh lu..


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