1.At cinema hall: hey! Wt r u doin here?
Me:I sell tickets in black here. Dnt u kno?
2.In bus:if a heavy weighd man steps on my feet he sy Sry did dat hurt?
Me:No nt at ol. m on local anesthesia. y don u try agn?
3.Wn i gt woken up at midnyt by a cal: sory Were u sleepin?
Me:Na re! I ws doin research on whethr zulus in africa mary or nt. U thot i wz sleepin,u stupid fool?
4.Wn dey c me wid shortr hair: hey Hav u had a haircut?
Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs sheddin.!
5.Wn sm1 cal on landline n asks wher r u?
Me:M in market wid telephon around my neck..
6.at ny guest hme-khao khao aaram se baitho apna hi ghar smjho..
Arey apna jb h hi nai to kaise smjh lu..