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Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Kia nahi karte

Posted by Unknown at 4:35 PM
Bekar ki zindgi hm jiya nhi krte
EXPIRE honewali DOSTI hm kia nhi krte

Mere SMS apko LIFETIME tak milnge
Qk Kanjuso se MSG ki umid hm kia nhi krte

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