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Saturday, June 25, 2011

Ghalib ne gf ko date

Posted by Unknown at 10:57 PM
Ghalib ne GF ko date per bulaya wo late ayi,

Girl: am I late?

G:Falak pe chand sitaron ko nend aa rahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gya, tu ab aa rahi hai..!!

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