A man was seated next to a kid in an airplane.
D man turned to him n said, "Let's talk".
Kid: Ok, wat do we talk abt ?
Man (making fun of d kid): How abt nuclear power?
Kid: Very interesting topic. But let me ask u a question... Horse, cow deer, all eat grass. Yet deer excretes pellets, cow flat potty, horse clumps. Why?
Man: I don't know.
Child: Do u really feel qualified enough to discuss nuclear issues wen u dont know shit..?
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