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Saturday, June 18, 2011

Aur bhi bhakt khade hai

Posted by Unknown at 10:19 PM

Boy:Tujh Me Rab Dikhta Hai..
Yara Me Kya Karu?
Girl:To Darshan Le,
Dakshina De, Prasad Le Aur Chala
Ja.
Pichhe Aur B Bhakt Khade Hai..!!
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