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Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Asian paint

Posted by Unknown at 8:31 AM
FRIEND is
Asian paints
Jo Duniya badal de

GIRL FRIEND is Everest masala
Jo Taste me best

WIFE is
Mosqito coil
Jo kone-kone se dhund k maare....

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