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Monday, May 30, 2011

Bechari aaj gujar gai

Posted by Satish at 10:19 AM
Santa Balbir k sath gilli danda khel raha tha. Tabhi udhar se kuch log ek Janaja lekr ja rahe the. Santa khelna band kar hath jod liye aur sir jhuka ke prarthna krne laga..
Balbir- Wah yar! kya sanskr hain tere. Bade dayalu ho.
Santa- Ha yar. 25 sal ho gaye the hamari shadi ko. Bechari aj gujar ..
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